"50% Warrior, 50% Lover"

Walt Disney has outdone itself this time! "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" is coming soon to a theater near you, and it's going to be like attack of the taco bell dog x 10,000! This trailor is SO PERFECTLY OVER THE TOP and bizarre, just like you've come to expect from Disney, and it's going to be a cult favorite, I feel it. Ancient Aztec ruins swarmed by tiny, rat-sized dogs performing song and dance routines without shame. The whole freakin' country is in an uproar about the border-crossing situation, and Disney (who caters to middle-American, cookie-cutter families willing to spend their savings to wait hours in line in blistering heat to ride a 5 minute round and round in a tea cup) spends millions to deliver a film in which, if you close your eyes, by the accents you'd swear you were in your local Mexican restaurant sucking down margaritas and burning up your lips eating salsa chock full of jalapenos and possibly laced with a secret Mexican radioactive substance! But I'm a sucker for an anthropomorphic Disney dog movie...remember the original black and white "Shaggy Dog?" Loved it! Thanks Disney, I think I'll wait for the DVD, but there can never be too many talking, dancing, singing and prancing dog movies!