People of Charlston, SC, beware! You have a cannibal (of sorts) in your midst! 38-year-old Gary Eastwood of Fleming Road, is in jail for biting most of a man's nose off in a fight at the Folly Road Burger King. Some poor, hungry 32-year-old guy was sitting in the drive-thru waiting on his Whopper when out of the blue a white pickup truck struck him in the rear. Both men burst from their vehicles and hit the ground in a brawl. A witness saw Eastwood (must think he's Clint or something) come up for air with a face covered in blood, and spit out a piece of flesh. Paramedics at the scene recovered the guys nose and it accompanied them all the way to the Medical University Hospital, where he is listed in fair condition. Meanwhile, Gary Eastwood is sitting in jail, charged with Assault and Battery of a High and Aggrivated Nature, with $100,000 bond. Gory Gary told the deputies he bit the man's nose off because they were "in a war," then proceeded to enlighten the deputies with a graphic description of the taste of blood. You know this story just makes Evander Holyfield grab his ear and flinch! What kind of life has led Gary Eastwood to tear someone's flesh off with his teeth over fast food?
*Got this story from Perezhilton
2 comments:
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Fast food has always been dangerous. Grant it, not usually the line to get it, but the danger comes when you actually ingest it!!
Actually, it may even be better to eat raw nose than that shit they serve @ boogger king
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