American Hustle -- Luenell (NOT FOR TENDER EARS)

Anyone who knows me knows I love comedy better than just about anything. If you can make me laugh, I'm putty in your hands. If you can make me laugh until I cry, I will sing your praises forever and shout it from the mountain tops. And because you are that good, you deserve recognition! This woman could break down the sourest of the sourpusses. I haven't laughed so hard in who knows how long! If you do not laugh at this (don't listen if you are easily offended) check your pulse, b/c you might be dead.

Since when did fast food become dangerous?

People of Charlston, SC, beware! You have a cannibal (of sorts) in your midst! 38-year-old Gary Eastwood of Fleming Road, is in jail for biting most of a man's nose off in a fight at the Folly Road Burger King. Some poor, hungry 32-year-old guy was sitting in the drive-thru waiting on his Whopper when out of the blue a white pickup truck struck him in the rear. Both men burst from their vehicles and hit the ground in a brawl. A witness saw Eastwood (must think he's Clint or something) come up for air with a face covered in blood, and spit out a piece of flesh. Paramedics at the scene recovered the guys nose and it accompanied them all the way to the Medical University Hospital, where he is listed in fair condition. Meanwhile, Gary Eastwood is sitting in jail, charged with Assault and Battery of a High and Aggrivated Nature, with $100,000 bond. Gory Gary told the deputies he bit the man's nose off because they were "in a war," then proceeded to enlighten the deputies with a graphic description of the taste of blood. You know this story just makes Evander Holyfield grab his ear and flinch! What kind of life has led Gary Eastwood to tear someone's flesh off with his teeth over fast food?

*Got this story from Perezhilton

When the mics are left on.....

There's nothing funnier to me in this world than when a newsperson or politician thinks his/her microphone is off, when it is actually on. Love it! The honesty!! The true colors! Here's a very candid clip that I'm sure you've already seen of Jesse Jackson making some not-so-nice remarks about Obama on Fox News. Of course he apologized, but....... Hey! Check your mic! But if you don't, please let me hear what you had to say. Please!

We're all getting old

Can you believe this? Shelley Duvall, the poor, tortured wife in "The Shining" is 59 today! From the looks of her bio on IMDB, this was pretty much her claim to fame. "The Shining" came out in 1980, and is still the scariest movie of all time, hands down. Of course, I'm not one to make an accurate judgement of horror movies, considering I can't watch them. They scare me to the point of misery, and it took me years to get all the way through this one!! This face says it all.....RED RUM! Happy Birthday, reserve this face for next year when you hit sixty.

Amazing....

Lori and George Schappell are conjoined twins that lived the first 24 years of their lives in an institution, due to the fact that their parents could not give them proper care. George, (a woman, despite the masculine name) was born Dori, and for a while preferred to be called Reba. She is an entertainer, a country singer, and Lori says she remains as quiet as possible so as not to distract any attention from her sister while she's performing. This video is amazing!! I've seen them on TV before, years ago, on a show on Discovery Channel. Check out this video, it will definately make you forget that pity party you might have thrown for yourself today!
http://perezhilton.com/tv/?videoid=4ad539faf35bc

Oh, and I had some trouble posting something really cute on the Fourth, so it's been a while.